Funny Quotes Phrases

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
- Groucho Marx

“Our enemies have made the mistake that America’s enemies always make. They saw liberty and thought they saw weakness. And now, they see defeat.”

- George W. Bush, President of the United States

Science is always wrong. It never solves a problem without creating ten more.

- George Bernard Shaw

Government schooling is the most radical adventure in history. It kills the family by monopolizing the best times of childhood and by teaching disrespect for home and parents. The whole blueprint of school procedure is Egyptian, not Greek or Roman. It grows from the theological idea that human value is a scarce thing, represented symbolically by the narrow peak of a pyramid.

If we could first know where we are, and whither we are tending, we could then better judge what to do, and how to do it.

- Abraham Lincoln

Civilisation is intended to make us aware of the creativity in us
- S Radhakrishnan

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

Mark Twain

- John Taylor Gatto, I Quit, I Think, 2001